Fake-Baked Dates? No Thanks.

Don't date a guy who goes tanning as part of his personal care routine. First of all, tanning is so bad for you; it's weird that someone who "cares" about his appearance would participate in such a harmful activity. Spray tanning isn't much better; you run the risk of dating an Oompa-Loompa. Nobody likes that. Unless you're auditioning for a Jersey Shore spin-off, just don't.